Welcome to the Grump Shop! We have two lines of products. First, there are the standard Game Grump designs, which speak to any gamer pshyche.
Then there is my "8-Bit Jesus" line, which is along the same lines, but with a Christian flavor. There aren't enough clever, irreverent Christian gamer gear out there. 8-Bit Jesus solves that. Damn right. [ Post Suggestions for the Grump Shop ]
Combat 2600 "Life is Unfair": The historic most-unfair pairing in multiplayer game history! Atari 2600 Combat: Three little biplanes versus the one huge clunky biplane. Sweet.
As long as you're not the one huge clunky biplane.
8-Bit Jesus: The Original 8-Bit Jesus shirt. The Christian savior in retro glory. With sight-restoring mud-fu action!
No More Moves!: Bejeweled is an addiction for many. And for them, nothing is more memorable than that bitter 'game over' phrase, "No More Moves." Display your addiction proudly!
Jesus Saves Before The Final Boss: 8-Bit Jesus springs into action against the Devil himself. Snag this
action-packed design, ripped from the old NES game you wish existed!
High Poly Count: Show proudly just how well-rendered you are. Expertly 3D modelled!
But mind the draw distance. "Hey there... mind if I pop in?"
GodTris (Redesigned!): A classic game, a Christian theme, perfectly merged. Enjoy this Tetris-inspired Christian video game design. Jesus just fits.
Game Grump IV: A poster expressing our site attitude. Obvious GTAIV influence, high-res digital painting, and a hearty entree of Mega Man. Simmer
for ten minutes and serve at 24" x 36", or other handy sizes.
'Sign of the Cross' Combo: There is no video game combo more powerful than Up Down Left Right.
Game Grump Logo: The Grump Skull. We like
our mascot.
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